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スペイン語の勉強、始めました!

約1年後に控えたコロンビアへの派遣に向けて、スペイン語の勉強を始めました。
スペイン語は学生時代、ほんの少しかじった程度でしか勉強した事がありません。
(週1コマだけの語学の特別授業を受講してました)
JICAでも語学研修は行われるけれど、研修まではまだまだ日があるし、できる事なら研修前に勉強しておこうと語学学校に通い始めました。

通い始めた語学学校は「慶應義塾外国語学校
生涯教育用に設立された、慶應大学三田キャンパス内にある語学学校です。
(大学とは違って入学試験はなく、期間内に申し込めば誰でも受講できます。)

この語学学校、面白い事に入学式があったんです。語学学校というより、大学みたいですよね。
スペイン語の生徒は全部(6クラス)で、17名とか受講するとか。
英語を始めとするヨーロッパ系の言語以外にもアジア系言語(インドネシア語やベトナム語、タイ語も学べます!)、アラビア語などが学べるのですが、中でも朝鮮語(ハングル語)の人気が高かったように思いました。
韓流は未だ健在ですね(^-^)。

入学式後、今後の授業に向けて、語学ごとのガイダンスがあったのですが、そこでびっくりしたことが!
私が学生時代に習っていたネイティブの先生(メキシコ人)が、なんとそこにいらっしゃるではないですか!!
さらに驚くべき事に、その先生が私のクラスの担当に!
(スペイン語は全部で6クラスあり、その先生は私のクラスしか持ちません)
人の縁ってあるものですね。

私のクラスでは18時半~20時までの時間で週3回も授業があり、ついていけるのか不安もありますが、気合いを入れて頑張りたいと思います!

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あっ!!日記だ!!一番乗り〜♪かな??
いよいよ始まりましたね。スペイン語。しかし、すごい偶然ですね。。 こんなことってあるんだなぁ。
早くペラペラのスペイン語を話す姿が見たいです!!!!笑 応援してるよ〜。

Kaoruちゃんへ
いよいよ本格的にスペイン語の勉強が始まったのですね。
来年3月のコロンビア出発に向けて、どうかお身体お大切に頑張って下さい。
Kaoruちゃんは勉強熱心な方でいらっしゃるので、きっとすぐスペイン語を身につけることがお出来になると思います。
大学時代の先生が、慶應義塾外国語学校での担当におなりになるなんて、本当に素敵なお話ですね。
我が家はみんなKaoruちゃんの応援団です。
今後益々のご活躍をお祈りしています。

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Everything has been figured out, except how to live.

Pardon him, Theodotus; he is a barbarian, and thinks that the customs of his tribe and island are the laws of nature.

I am ready to meet my Maker. Whether my Maker is prepared for the great ordeal of meeting me is another matter.

Don't drive me crazy -- it's within walking distance.

I shall not waste my days in trying to prolong them.

In all large corporations, there is a pervasive fear that someone, somewhere is having fun with a computer on company time. Networks help alleviate that fear.

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Humor is a rubber sword - it allows you to make a point without drawing blood.

One doesn't have a sense of humor. It has you.

I've never seen anyone change his mind because of the power of a superior argument or the acquisition of new facts. But I've seen plenty of people change behavior to avoid being mocked.

Total absence of humor renders life impossible.

A child of five could understand this. Fetch me a child of five.

It is better to be quotable than to be honest.

The Bible was a consolation to a fellow alone in the old cell. The lovely thin paper with a bit of matress stuffing in it, if you could get a match, was as good a smoke as I ever tasted.

Real Programmers always confuse Christmas and Halloween because Oct31 == Dec25 !

There is a charm about the forbidden that makes it unspeakably diserable.

Every nation has its war party. It is not the party of democracy. It is the party of autocracy. It seeks to dominate absolutely.

The man who goes alone can start today; but he who travels with another must wait till that other is ready.

Premature optimization is the root of all evil.

If a man does his best, what else is there?

Sailors ought never to go to church. They ought to go to hell, where it is much more comfortable.

It is the job of thinking people not to be on the side of the executioners.

An inconvenience is only an adventure wrongly considered; an adventure is an inconvenience rightly considered.

If a man does his best, what else is there?

My advice to you is get married: if you find a good wife you'll be happy; if not, you'll become a philosopher.

When I am working on a problem I never think about beauty. I only think about how to solve the problem. But when I have finished, if the solution is not beautiful, I know it is wrong.

He is one of those people who would be enormously improved by death.

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My opinions might have changed, but not the fact that I am right.

Conservatives are not necessarily stupid, but most stupid people are conservatives

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We totally deny the allegations, and we are trying to identify the allegators.

To love oneself is the beginning of a lifelong romance

The perfect computer has been developed. You just feed in your problems and they never come out again.

Liberty and democracy become unholy when their hands are dyed red with innocent blood.

Imagine if every Thursday your shoes exploded if you tied them the usual way. This happens to us all the time with computers, and nobody thinks of complaining.

Defining and analyzing humor is a pastime of humorless people.

He had decided to live forever or die in the attempt.

He had decided to live forever or die in the attempt.

Wit makes its own welcome and levels all distinctions.

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Physics is not a religion. If it were, we'd have a much easier time raising money.

Military glory -- that attractive rainbow, that rises in showers of blood -- that serpent's eye, that charms to destroy...

For centuries, theologians have been explaining the unknowable in terms of the-not-worth-knowing.

He had decided to live forever or die in the attempt.

And the clueless shall spend their time reinventing the wheel while the elite merely use the Wordstar key mappings

Comedy is nothing more than tragedy deferred.

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O'Toole's Corollary of Finagle's Law: The perversity of the Universe tends towards a maximum.

2 + 2 = 5, for extremely large values of 2.

Black holes are where God divided by zero.

I took a course in speed reading and was able to read War and Peace in twenty minutes. It's about Russia.

Hm, Now i am happy with this but nonetheless not fully convinced, therefore i am about to research a touch more.

Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one.

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When ideas fail, words come in very handy.

Don't knock masturbation, it's sex with someone I love .

The surest way to corrupt a youth is to instruct him to hold in higher esteem those who think alike than those who think differently

It is much more comfortable to be mad and know it, than to be sane and have one's doubts.

I'm not going to get into the ring with Tolstoy.

All truth passes through three stages. First, it is ridiculed. Second, it is violently opposed. Third, it is accepted as being self-evident.

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I was raised in the Jewish tradition, taught never to marry a Gentile woman, shave on a Saturday night and, most especially, never to shave a Gentile woman on a Saturday night.

A blind bloke walks into a shop with a guide dog. He picks the Dog up and starts swinging it around his head. Alarmed, a shop assistant calls out: 'Can I help, sir?' 'No thanks,' says the blind bloke. 'Just looking.'

I have six locks on my door, all in a row. When I go out, I lock every other one. I figure no matter how long somebody stands there picking the locks, they are always locking three of them.

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Humor is by far the most significant activity of the human brain.

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It is dangerous to be right when the government is wrong.

I failed to make the chess team because of my height.

So I was in my car, and I was driving along, and my boss rang up and he said 'You've been promoted'. And I swerved. And then he rang up a second time and said 'You've been promoted again'. And I swerved again. He rang up a third time and said 'You're managing director.' And I went into a tree. And a policeman came up and said 'What happened to you?' And I Said 'I careered off the road.'

If absolute power corrupts absolutely, where does that leave God?

We didn't lose the game; we just ran out of time.

The pen is mightier than the sword, and considerably easier to write with.

Minsky's Second Law: Don't just do something. Stand there.

There are some experiences in life which should not be demanded twice from any man, and one of them is listening to the Brahms Requiem.

A mathematician is a device for turning coffee into theorems.

A single death is a tragedy, a million deaths is a statistic.

I'm Jewish. I don't work out. If God had wanted us to bend over, He would have put diamonds on the floor.

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I believe that sex is a beautiful thing between two people. Between five, it's fantastic.

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My opinions might have changed, but not the fact that I am right.

I'm not under the alkafluence of inkahol that some thinkle peep I am. It's just the drunker I sit here the longer I get.

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My last cow just died, so I won't need your bull anymore.

There is no sincerer love than the love of food.

Behind every great fortune there is a crime.

Don't drive me crazy -- it's within walking distance.

In America, anybody can be president. That's one of the risks you take.

Under conditions of competition, standards are set by the morally least reputable agent.

Marry me and I'll never look at another horse!

The only difference between me and a madman is that I'm not mad.

There are worse things in life than death. Have you ever spent an evening with an insurance salesman?

Everybody's worried about stopping terrorism. Well, there's a really easy way: stop participating in it.

Democracy is where you can say what you think even if you don't think.

Inanimate objects can be classified scientifically into three major categories; those that don't work, those that break down and those that get lost.

A sense of humor is part of the art of leadership, of getting along with people, of getting things done.

Be nice to people on your way up because you meet them on your way down.

Whatever is begun in anger ends in shame.

Where are we going, and why am I in this handbasket?

Eternal nothingness is fine if you happen to be dressed for it.

All rights left. All lefts reserved. All reserves removed. All removes right.

The years of peak mental activity are undoubtedly between the ages of four and eighteen. At four we know all the questions, at eighteen all the answers.

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Invading Iraq after 9/11 was like invading Mexico after Pearl Harbor.

Heav'n hath no rage like love to hatred turn'd, Nor Hell a fury, like a woman scorn'd.

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I must confess, I was born at a very early age.

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They couldn't hit an elephant at this dist--

God gave men both a penis and a brain, but unfortunately not enough blood supply to run both at the same time.

If you can't get rid of the skeleton in your closet, you'd best teach it to dance.

The truth is more important than the facts.

A pessimist sees the difficulty in every opportunity; an optimist sees the opportunity in every difficulty.

Finagle's Law of Dynamic Negatives: Anything that can go wrong, will -- at the worst possible moment.

There are some experiences in life which should not be demanded twice from any man, and one of them is listening to the Brahms Requiem.

Liberty and democracy become unholy when their hands are dyed red with innocent blood.

Science is like sex: sometimes something useful comes out, but that is not the reason we are doing it

Reality is that which, when you stop believing in it, doesn't go away.

If we knew what it was we were doing, it would not be called research, would it?

I've never seen anyone change his mind because of the power of a superior argument or the acquisition of new facts. But I've seen plenty of people change behavior to avoid being mocked.

The graveyards are full of indispensable men.

I begin by taking. I shall find scholars later to demonstrate my perfect right.

Happiness is good health and a bad memory.

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You're about as useful as a one-legged man at an arse kicking contest.

You're about as useful as a one-legged man at an arse kicking contest.

Most people would sooner die than think; in fact, they do so.

A friendship founded on business is better than a business founded on friendship.

Chaos Theory is a new theory invented by scientists panicked by the thought that the public were beginning to understand the old ones.

Our government has kept us in a perpetual state of fear - kept us in a continuous stampede of patriotic fervor - with the cry of grave national emergency.

Happiness is good health and a bad memory.

And God said, 'Let there be light' and there was light, but the Electricity Board said He would have to wait until Thursday to be connected.

Computers can figure out all kinds of problems, except the things in the world that just don't add up.

I am not young enough to know everything.

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We need either less corruption or more chance to participate in it.

Nine out of ten doctors agree that one out of ten doctors is an idiot.

Minsky's Second Law: Don't just do something. Stand there.

Opportunities multiply as they are seized.

The competent programmer is fully aware of the limited size of his own skull. He therefore approaches his task with full humility, and avoids clever tricks like the plague.

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A printer consists of three main parts: the case, the jammed paper tray and the blinking red light

About the use of language: it is impossible to sharpen a pencil with a blunt axe. It is equally vain to try to do it with ten blunt axes instead.

Pascal /n./ A programming language named after a man who would turn over in his grave if he knew about it.

To jaw-jaw is always better than to war-war.

Wit makes its own welcome and levels all distinctions.

If a man does his best, what else is there?

Black holes are where God divided by zero.

The Bible was a consolation to a fellow alone in the old cell. The lovely thin paper with a bit of matress stuffing in it, if you could get a match, was as good a smoke as I ever tasted.

A state of war only serves as an excuse for domestic tyranny.

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Glory is fleeting, but obscurity is forever.

Success usually comes to those who are too busy to be looking for it

It is better to have a permanent income than to be fascinating.

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If people can judge me on the company I keep, they would judge me with keeping really good company with Laura.

Raymond's Law of Software: Given a sufficiently large number of eyeballs, all bugs are shallow.

There is only one nature - the division into science and engineering is a human imposition, not a natural one. Indeed, the division is a human failure; it reflects our limited capacity to comprehend the whole.

If you put tomfoolery into a computer, nothing comes out of it but tomfoolery. But this tomfoolery, having passed through a very expensive machine, is somehow enobled and no-one dares criticize it.

Richard Nixon is a no good, lying bastard. He can lie out of both sides of his mouth at the same time, and if he ever caught himself telling the truth, he'd lie just to keep his hand in.

All I need to make a comedy is a park, a policeman and a pretty girl.

The best way to predict the future is to invent it.

Obstacles are those frightful things you see when you take your eyes off your goal.

Real life is that big, high-res, high-color screen saver behind all the windows.

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All are lunatics, but he who can analyze his delusion is called a philosopher.

The secret of success is to know something nobody else knows.

The belief in the possibility of a short decisive war appears to be one of the most ancient and dangerous of human illusions.

The belief in the possibility of a short decisive war appears to be one of the most ancient and dangerous of human illusions.

Paramount among the responsibilities of a free press is the duty to prevent any part of the government from deceiving the people.

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